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Aug 28, 2004 - England - Hadrian's Wall - The First Frontier

Hadrian had had enough of the Scots. Those guys were driving him crazy. They were constantly stealing and fighting, they had absolutely no fashion sense, wore basic woolen skirts and dreadful face paint all the time, and they played the bloody bagpipes AND ate haggis for pete's sake! I mean, how barbaric can you get! So Hadrian decided to build a wall - from east to west, coast to coast - marking the northernmost boundary of his empire. And he was perfectly happy to have those bloody Scots stay north of the border and fight amongst...

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